WTF?

Within the past six hours, Amazon has changed the layout of its order confirmation page. *WAHHHH* I am too tired for this...

Stop, please, stop, already!

I saw it coming, but I can't believe the deluge of royal wank that's filling the TV ad breaks and news bulletins. I am so pleased I hardly ever watch broadcast TV, but even time-shifted stuff exposes me to some of this drivel. Who is the grinning Irish ninny on ITV who is insisting the whole world's watching? I don't know anyone, and when I say anyone I mean anyone — that includes passing acquaintances and people with very different political views — who is even slightly interested in this wedding. I haven't even heard any conversations on buses or trains about it. There was some group in Glasgow planning a street party (the only one in Glasgow) which has been cancelled because of extreme disinterest.

So why are we getting all this fuckwitted royal crap all the time? And it's going to get worse over the next two weeks...