At War With Next Door

Former United Nations commander and negotiator Colonel Bob Stewart tries to settle neighbourly disputes. In the opening programme he heads to Dartford in Kent, where two couples living next door to each otherhave been arguing for so long the cause of the feud now seems irrelevant.

No it isn't one of loveandgarbage's amusing fake programme ideas. That's the Radio Times blurb for a program that is actually being broadcast tomorrow night on a major terrestrial channel. Well, all right, Five. But even so...

Two things

1. For those who want to see it, Doctor Who shall be shown on BBC1 at 7pm on Christmas Day. I know this because burkesworks posted the link to the yuletide schedules. Cheered me up no end. Not because of the programmes, which I have not really looked at, but because... Well, put it this way: would you think How many hours are there in a day? was a trick question? Go look at the schedules...

2. Pagans in Glasgow: tomorrow night is the Glasgow City Centre moot. Because of the pissing around from the previous venue (the accursed Blackfriars), we took the precaution of making this a purely social moot, and anyone from the other moots in the city is welcome to come and join us for a bit of social chit-chat before the Yule insanity gets really going.