Hmmmm, indeed.

In a moment of tired boredom, I saw this on fjm’s LJ and thought, Why not? This is why not:

Your results:
You are Beverly Crusher

Beverly Crusher 75% Will Riker 65% Jean-Luc Picard 60% Mr. Scott 60% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 60% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 60% Spock 57% Uhura 55% Geordi LaForge 55% Deanna Troi 55% Worf 55% Chekov 50% James T. Kirk (Captain) 40% Mr. Sulu 40% Data 37%

A good physician and a caring parent. You are devoted to your children and to your occupation.

Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character are you?" quiz...

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My thoughts on that are not printable. Which is saying something. About the best you can say is, at least it wasn’t Wesley Fucking Crusher. (Wisely, I see the concocter of this has omitted WFC’s name from the list — if I were told I was Wesley, I would be sorely tempted to hunt down and exterminate the makers of the quiz; or at the very least draw an offensively satirical cartoon of them.) I would not have minded Bones McCoy, but Beverley Crusher?

Incidentally, why does James T. Kirk have an explanatory (Captain) after his name while Picard does not?

I was tempted from that one to this:

Your results:
You are Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)

Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 80% Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 70% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 65% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 55% Wash (Ship Pilot) 50% River (Stowaway) 40% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 35% Inara Serra (Companion) 30% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 15% A Reaver (Cannibal) 10% Alliance 10%

Dependable and trustworthy. You love your significant other and you are a tough cookie when in a conflict.

Click here to take the Serenity Firefly Personality Test

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That one, I can live with. I was just wondering, there, what sort of person would come up as Jayne Cobb... and then I started chortling at the thought of the song about The Man Called Jayne. Hehehe.