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Where’s the Trade Descriptions Act when you need it?
Just started on Radio 4 is a programme of “humour” so creaky it makes me long for up-to-date, cutting-edge stuff like Round The Horne or ITMA. The continuity announcer claimed that “Pam Ayres entertains”, which is as far from the truth as it is possible to get. I think I would rather listen to Making Tracks.

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Good Lord, I never knew she was still alive. Pam Ayres followed by You and Yours, eh? Top Radio 4 entertainment there, marvellous. Keep up the good work. Tossers.
I think I would rather listen to Making Tracks.
That's a bit like Big Cook Little Cook Plays Webern, isn't it?
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She still is, I’m afraid, but on the evidence of what I heard before I got to the power switch her jokes aren’t.
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